Leuqara sounds cooler than my real name

discostatisco:

sizvideos:

Watch this video of a disguised Drake interviewing people

I feel like I’m watching my child getting bullied

This is awesome!

thesylverlining:

babebraham:

today at the bookstore i asked the lady working if she had any lgbtq books that i could check out and her eyes magnified in what i mistook as horror and i thought i had offended her and then she said “i have a bag of lesbian fiction in the basement i’ve been waiting for someone to finally ask” and she all but burst down the stairs to get them for me

bless

"I have a bag of lesbian fiction in the basement" is my new go-to pickup line

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curvygirlchic:

Bondage boot quota fulfilled.

curvygirlchic:

Bondage boot quota fulfilled.

My wonderful husband brought me coffee in bed,  I’m such a lucky lady #Ilovehim #pampered

My wonderful husband brought me coffee in bed, I’m such a lucky lady #Ilovehim #pampered

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Matthew keeps trying to put his toes on my face!